豆豆爸
发表于 2022-11-18 17:34:25
开心搞笑一刻：大姐，你这样送快餐效率很高啊
<p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">大姐，你这样送快餐效率很高啊</p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"></p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">编辑</p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br/></p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">这人素质极高，放个屁都用手兜着，生怕污染环境！</p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"></p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">编辑</p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br/></p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">山上掉下了个妹纸，可以抱走么？</p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"></p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">编辑</p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br/></p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">最近看家护院有点累，于是主人就给我叫来了几个鸡</p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"></p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">编辑</p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br/></p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">不想起床开灯，那就试试这个方法吧</p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"></p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">编辑</p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br/></p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">你这是什么东西，介绍下，我也想弄一个！</p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"></p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">编辑</p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br/></p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">挤地铁装备</p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"></p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">编辑</p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br/></p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">想怎么喝就怎么喝</p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"></p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">编辑</p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br/></p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">你们男人不就是喜欢白皮肤高鼻梁</p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"></p><p class="ql-align-center" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: center; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">编辑</p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><br/></p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">为了对抗逼近朝歌的西岐军，纣王发布招贤令，此时有号称梅山七圣的七个妖怪前来投奔。纣王大喜，封猿猴精梅洪为护国大将军，其余五位为先锋官。此时，排行第七的蜈蚣精吴龙却没有得到封赏，很是愤愤不平，老大安慰他道：没办法啊，谁让老话说的好，蜈蚣不受禄！</p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">老公午睡前叫老婆给他泡一杯茶，老婆忘记了。等老公睡醒时，她才想起这事，连忙去泡茶。 老公起来后发现茶是刚泡的不能马上喝。因为口渴，他有点焦急，在家里走来走去。老婆看见了微微一笑，拿起茶杯吹了吹说：“老公，坐一会儿吧，别走来走去了，人走茶凉可不是这个意思啊。”</p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">男子相亲与一个姑娘吃饭点菜。男：点个炒牛舌吧？女：不好，我洁癖，牛舌是牛嘴里的东西，太脏了！男：看不出来你生活的挺细致，那你来点菜吧。女：好吧！老板，来一份干锅肥肠，炒鸡蛋，点一杯猫屎咖啡，谢谢！男……</p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">室友：“我好像被一种名叫：QMKS的病毒感染了，头晕脑胀恶心乏力。医生说这个没救的。”我：“真的假的，新病毒？中文名字是什么？”“期末考试。”</p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">有个不务正业的男青年迷上了一位漂亮姑娘，并频频向她求婚。姑娘见躲不过他，便不屑地说：“想要我嫁给你，除非天上没了太阳和月亮！”男青年听了，高兴的抓住姑娘的手：“你的意思是，只要一阴天，你就嫁给我？”</p><p class="ql-align-justify" style="border: 0px; margin-top: 0.63em; margin-bottom: 1.8em; padding: 0px; counter-reset: list-1 0 list-2 0 list-3 0 list-4 0 list-5 0 list-6 0 list-7 0 list-8 0 list-9 0; text-align: justify; color: rgb(25, 25, 25); font-family: PingFang SC, Arial, 微软雅黑, 宋体, simsun, sans-serif; white-space: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">（以上图片均来源于网络，如有侵权联系即删）</p><p><br/></p><link rel="stylesheet" href="//www.shidaomedia.com/source/plugin/wcn_editor/public/wcn_editor_fit.css?v134_YZl" id="wcn_editor_css"/>
一个荒废的小2b
发表于 2022-11-19 21:35:35
玻璃晴朗，橘子辉煌。
Tmac勇往直前
发表于 2022-12-9 21:10:49
你像是我带大的小孩，如今要去别人那里当大人。
lixinrui09
发表于 2022-12-10 22:38:23
少女的征途是星辰大海，而非烟尘人间。
透支青
发表于 2022-12-15 16:06:14
离去，让事情变得简单，人们变得善良，像个孩子壹样，咱们重新开始。
谢明白
发表于 2022-12-26 08:59:21
你要是仙女当累了，就来做我的宝贝。
染指徒留
发表于 2022-12-28 22:51:02
我是个俗气至顶的人，见山是山，见海是海，见花便是花。唯独见了你，云海开始翻涌，江潮开始澎湃，昆虫的小触须挠着全世界的痒。你无需开口，我和天地万物便通通奔向你。
1104369360s
发表于 2022-12-30 13:13:55
往往是相爱的人爱闹意见，反而是不相干的人能互相容忍。
上海申花结棍
发表于 2023-1-27 16:30:59
我允许你走进我的世界,但不许你在我的世界里走来走去。
一复山人
发表于 2023-1-31 13:16:41
往往是相爱的人爱闹意见，反而是不相干的人能互相容忍。
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